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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1181 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!