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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9454 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!