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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2531 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Farms Harvested: | 447 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9788 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!