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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4054 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5973 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!