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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7079 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!