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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5164 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3045 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!
