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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8887 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2049 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.