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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8971 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 431 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.