FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	931	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3952
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	3501
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5697	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	7209
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?