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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 162 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!