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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3785 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 199 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 420 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!