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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 345 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7484 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!