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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7134 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8038 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!