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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1981 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!