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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3167 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 2737 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 214 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!