Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Animals Bred: 26 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 205

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Farms Harvested: 367
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Animals Bred: 189 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6602 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2316 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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