Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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