Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 49 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Crops Grown: | 2167 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉
