Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Do you remember that time when nine fathers came together to create a server like no other? Well, this is it!
Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a fan of those crappy anime projects from a decade ago. Only by banding together with your fellow players can you save the Minecraft world from his dastardly plans!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the legendary Herobrine to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!
