Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7547 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6107 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 149 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6370 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4969 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
