FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

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Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6463
Animals Bred:	112	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6323	Farms Harvested:	275
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3199	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	254

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4004
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	219
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.