Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
New Chunks Explored: 482900 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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