Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Emeralds Found: 5639 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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