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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6268 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 127 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
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