FishyCraft Minecraft Server

children, contaminated food, death, family tragedy, fish dinner, Fishycraft, food poisoning, Food Safety, GRIEVING, health department, Illness, investigation, Loss, Minecraft, news headline, Poisoning, public health, Server, Siblings, Sickness, toxicology report, Tragedy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2448	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.

the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.

so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	866385
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2243	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	716	Love Letters Sent:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4972	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.