Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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