Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 551179

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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