Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!
FiredFastMC SMP
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BlockyBawdySecrets
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!
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SovietSmackdownMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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BarebonesMP
BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019) IP: play.barebonesmp.com Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132 Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ <-- JOIN TO BE WHITELISTED #whitelist-apps Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com Website: https://barebonesmp.com/ Features: 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online! Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks! Dedicated Server with No Lag Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld Custom Resource pack 3D Web Map for All Dimensions Active Discord & Community Optional Proximity Voice Chat Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025 Server Rules: 1. No Griefing or Stealing 2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages 3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP 4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind 5. Be Respectful and kind to other members 6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members 7. The keyword is andesite 8. No Advertising or Spamming other members 9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice 10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP FAQ:
1. How old is the server?
The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.
2. Are there any special features on the server?
Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.
3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?
Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.
4. What are some of the server rules?
- No Griefing or Stealing
- No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
- No discrimination of any kind
- Be respectful and kind to other members
5. How often is the map reset?
The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.
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WeddingCraft2021
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!
So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!
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PvP Danger Zones
Are you tired of getting into fights in boring old places like the grocery store or the library? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and pick fights in the most outrageous places imaginable! Want to throw down in a lava-filled volcano? We’ve got you covered. How about a battle in the middle of a herd of angry llamas? Done. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdowns that take place on top of the Ender Dragon’s back. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start picking fights in the most ridiculous places you can imagine!