So, get this – I got fired because my boss found out I was spending all my time playing on this epic Minecraft server. But honestly, can you blame me? This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in all the land. So yeah, I may have lost my job, but at least I have my priorities straight – joining this Minecraft server is way more important than any stupid job!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 6101 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Dragon Scales Harvested: 287 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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