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HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9428	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HappyBlockCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBucksRUs

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yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2028

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

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hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Items Found:	8633	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

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Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NomaiCraft

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NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	2731	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArcticPvP

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ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ores Mined:	8635	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

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Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Zombie Dances:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

/Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8914
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BroLifeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Farms Harvested:	424

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyPovertyPro

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If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Animals Bred:	51
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	5208	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9176

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Spin Chain Shenanigans

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hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	4