Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	1439	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	579
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	1615
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3621
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.