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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2858 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
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