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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9964 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
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