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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 248 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 163 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 9406 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
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