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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9325 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 152 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor riding a pig into battle.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dolphins through the sky, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and even turn the entire world upside down (literally). And did I mention our weekly events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.