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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6835 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 157 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!