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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 920 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?