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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.
So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!