Festive Manga SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	763
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1103	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	771	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchantments Applied:	216

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	567
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Players:	101/800	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2328	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6