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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 238 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
