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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9387 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
