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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6340 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9705 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
