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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5501 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Votes: | 9469 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and secret alliances that will make your head spin.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server has a secret potion that turns all the mobs into adorable kittens. That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work, just cute little fluff balls roaming around.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can handle the drama, the chaos, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places.