Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Runes Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 268
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Mayl’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mayl’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mayl, the legendary player who conquered our server and became ruler of all the land.

    Legend has it that Mayl started out as a humble noob, just like you. But through sheer determination and a healthy dose of luck, Mayl rose to the top, defeating all who dared to challenge them. Rumor has it that Mayl once took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Now that’s skill!

    But the real reason you should join our server is because Mayl is always looking for new recruits to join their army of loyal followers. If you prove yourself worthy, you may even get the chance to fight by Mayl’s side in epic battles against other players. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the next Mayl! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

    Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

    Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

    ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Potions Brewed: 141 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

    CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers
    Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BombCraft Minecraft Server

    BombCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

    But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

    So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    ChagosCraft: Island Swap!
    yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Towns Built: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pup Parent Confusion

    Pup Parent Confusion
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelPals – Crafting Connections

    PixelPals – Crafting Connections
    come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

    we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Crops Grown: 8842
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crops Grown: 1561

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 32921 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Farms Harvested: 147
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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