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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4831 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!