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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6498 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!