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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2525 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Need a break from awkward family situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape your real-life problems and create new, even crazier ones. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a fembot and her mom – talk about a plot twist!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual romance, scandalous affairs, and unexpected twists and turns all while building your dream world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions)?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride that’s more ridiculous than a pig riding a minecart. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!