so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GF Fired Minecraft Server

    GF Fired Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time Steve’s girlfriend got fired and he had to break the news to her. Will you be the supportive friend who listens and comforts, or the brutally honest one who tells it like it is?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Manager Boss Battle, where you can take on the role of a manager and deal with slacking employees like never before. Will you be the fair and understanding boss, or the strict and unforgiving one? The choice is yours!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about workplace ethics while building your dream castle. See you there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

    SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

    Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

    Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DumbConvosMC SMP

    DumbConvosMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 376 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WestWingCraft

    WestWingCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

    we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

    join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

    Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

    Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

    Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

    🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

    🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

    🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

    🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

    🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

    🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

    🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

    Server Details

    Server IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org
    Discord https://www.valhallacraft.org

    Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server open for all players? Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
    What makes Valhalla different from other servers? Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
    Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server? Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
    How can I participate in weekly events? You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
    Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla? Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 226 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 101 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 458

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 5255
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

    Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

    HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod
    Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

    Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 918074 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 941380 Alien Abductions: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magic Items Found: 4924
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Villages Defended: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Animals Bred: 135
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/nosleepmc-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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