Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    —-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 2338 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BossCraft

    BossCraft

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Poke Odyssey

    Poke Odyssey

    Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NiftyMC

    NiftyMC

    NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon is a new Cobblemon server that is opening soon! It wants to blend Cobblemon and Minecraft survival, while adding fun things to do over the top. The PokeClash Cobblemon server is a small time venture and its features include things like jobs, quests, free ranks, land claiming and more. Join the Discord to get updates!Server Links & Info Discord: https://discord.gg/XturGkVmTs Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AztecMC

    AztecMC

    Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WavyMC

    WavyMC

    WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineGlobe

    MineGlobe

    MineGlobe is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Earth, SMP, Lifesteal, Minigames & more! More information listed below.Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag and ANTI-P2W! Come and play!Website: https://www.mineglobe.org Discord: https://store.mineglobe.org

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kilocraft

    Kilocraft

    Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 New Chunks Explored: 597169
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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