Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia – The Enhanced SMP = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = • IP: cubecadia.net • Bedrock Port: 19132 = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Features: | Extensive Dungeons with Custom Loot | Pets, Particles, & Disguises | Jobs, Quests, and Rewards | Create Warps & Shops | 100+ Custom Items | Enhanced Mining | Unique Fishing | Blood Moons | and so much more…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Castaway

    Castaway

    Castaway is a 1.20 Earth & Oneblock Survival server where you can play on and explore a 1:1000 recreation of Earth in Minecraft! We have vehicles, custom armor, custom tools, 3d hats, land claiming, chest shops, and more!Feel free to check out how to join on bedrock here: https://castaway.gg/play/

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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